Here are 20 simple ideas to make the US Elections run smoother without such controversy.
A. Hold the elections over five days, thus getting rid of ridiculous lines.
B. Do not get people who are good friends with G. W. Bush to count, tally, organise the voting machines, vote, register voters, etc.
C. Fellate John F. Kerry.
D. Get officials from England to monitor the election.
E. Get a Democratic candidate who does not suck
balls.
F. Make the system a lot simpler. Whoever wins Washington DC, wins the election.
G. Only white, conservative people can vote, wait, thats what happens anyway, houua houua houua.
H. Fellate John F. Kerry
I. Bone George Bush's wife.
J. Pour salt in 'Dick' Cheney's urethra.
K. Daryl Harris, need I say more.
L. Get Peter McCaskill to run for President.
M. Moon
N. Beat a squirrel to death with a baseball bat, then send it to the White House.
O. Behead yourself.
P. Smoke a candy blunt before voting.
Q. Kick your neighbours cat in the nuts.
R. Photograph your penis and tape the photo to your forehead.
S. Fellate yourself.
T. Try to see how far you can fit a sausage down your throat, then, photograph your penis and tape the photo to your forehead.
I think these ideas will help.