Wednesday, July 16, 2008

GO JOHN MCCAIN!

Hi Friends

Sorry its been so Long since my last post, but I have become disillusioned with the internet and sold my computer not long after my last post. but I decided to get a computer and log back on to see whats happening. You may be surprised to learn that I have changed my views. I now think George W Bush is a great man and a great president who has done much for Egypt and the rest of the world.

Here in Egypt, we don't hear much about the Yankee elections. But from what I hear John McCain is the clear choice for President.

He is much more friendly to oil producing countries such as ourselves. He will do the war against the Iraqis much better than Barrack Obama can.

Vote for John McCain, stupid fat Americans.

Oh, I have some suggestions for voting in your crazy elections system this year.

1. Vote for John McCain
2. If you see someone trying to get support for Barrack Obama, try and pressure them into supporting war hero John McCain. Use violence is necessary. It works!
3. Tell all your friends and loved ones to vote for John McCain, or else you will hurt them. This also works on any old persons.
4. On elections day, go out and when you see someone voting for Barrack Obama, beat them, so other people will vote for Johns McCain out of fear. Something your current president knows much about.
5. Once John McCain wins the elections, he should let Egypt be the first company into Iraq for its oil. We need it much more than you stupid fat american pigs. You are too fat already, you dont need any more oil.
6. Once George W. Bush is out of office. Make him a hero. He is already one.

Good luck my friends

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